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More About Al Than You Wished You Knew

Al & Mir

Year of Birth: 1962
 
Height: 5'11"
 
Weight: 240

  Eyes: Hazel

  Hair: Was chestnut brown, now it's just salt-and-pepper

  Last Time My Chin Saw Daylight: I'm guessing around 1989

  Nationality: Ukrainian (So, where did the name "Perkins" come from? Two words: Ellis Island)

Passions:
Theatre (duh)
British Brass Bands
Drum Corps
Living in New York City
Gadgets and Technology
B-films
Japanese Monster Movies
The Tube
Netsurfing
Quisp & Quake
Collecting Premium Watches
Cereal Boxes and Premiums
Walt Disney World
Ice Cream (any time, any day)
Coffee - black
Air Conditioning
... and, last but DEFINITELY not least ... my wife, Miriam
 
Lost in London.
Past Jobs (no particular order):
High School Band Director
Movie Theater Usher
Movie Theater Manager
Video Store Manager
Sandwich Maker
Telemarketer
Screen Printer
Secretary
Broadcast Traffic Coordinator
Word Processing Operator
Computer Trainer/Troubleshooter
 
Favorite TV Shows:
Off the air: Buffy the Vampire Slayer,  Angel, MST3K
On the air: Robot Chicken, The Venture Bros., Two and a Half Men, Monk
NOTHING about lawyers, doctors or cops
 
Al in Central Park.
Favorite Movies:
A Thousand Clowns
Amadeus
The Little Shop of Horrors (the original Roger Corman version)
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Big
Barton Fink
Edward Scissorhands
The Blues Brothers
 
Favorite Music Groups/Singers:
Oingo Boingo
Tom Waits
Tycoon Dog
Green Day
Richard Cheese
Pink Floyd
Randy Newman
Louis Prima
Spike Jones 
Joe Jackson
Brian Setzer
DaVinci's Notebook
Eytan Mirsky
Weird Al Yankovic
Yorkshire Building Society
 
Al soloing with the Doctors' Orchestra.
Favorite Classical Pieces:
"The Planets" - Gustav Holst
"Till Eulenspiegel's Merry Pranks" - Richard Strauss
"Symphony in B-flat for Band" - Paul Hindemith
"Symphony No. 2" - Howard Hanson
"Russian Christmas Music" - Alfred Reed
"Symphonic Movement" - Vaclav Nelhybel
 
Coolest Things I've Ever Done:
Playing in the band at the 1984 Summer Olympics.
Flying out to Reno to see "Nobody Knows I'm a Dog", then hopping down to Pasadena to see "Standard Deviation."
Soloing with the Million Dollar Band (see photo).
The Data Kangaroo sessions.
Being a guest speaker at NYU to a Graduate class who was studying one of my plays.
Having Ron Palillo and Mary Testa perform a staged reading of "F2F."
 
Al soloing with the Million Dollar Band at the University of Alabama Homecoming, 1983.
Favorite Playwrights:
Arthur Miller
Howard Korder
Ken Ludwig
August Wilson
David Hirson
Steven Stuart
 
Most Life-Changing Theatre Experiences:
The revival of "An Inspector Calls."
The Lincoln Center production of "Abe Lincoln in Illinois."
The Circle in the Square production of "Search and Destroy."
"Blast"
 
Al at the 1984 Olympics.
Favorite Broadway Musicals:
Once On This Island
Into the Woods
Sweeney Todd
Urinetown
Avenue Q
Blast
The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
 
Quotables:
"Only in this country can we take an invaluable tool like the Internet and reduce it to a smiley button." Nobody Knows I'm a Dog
"While some people are out changin' the world, we're providin' you with one to change." Standard Deviation
"Meeting people in New York is a contradiction of terms." Wedded Blitz
"Anybody who says they love their job is lying." Rubber Duckies in a Row

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